Ask a silly question get a silly answer

Okay so you all know that saying "...ask a silly question and you'll get a silly answer"

So I figured lets make a game out of it smile

heres the idea - 1 person asks a question like "Why does the light in the fridge go off when I shut the door?"
Then the next person can give a silly answer like "Because thats when the fridge fairies go to sleep" and then ask your own question.

Simple smile lets see how we go!

I'll start.....

In Toy Story 1, if Buzz didn't know he was a toy...why didn't he talk/move when people where around?


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In Toy Story 1, if Buzz didn't know he was a toy...why didn't he talk/move when people where around?


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Because he thought they were aliens, and so didnt want to make any sudden movements in case they killed him!!



We go to my parents place for dinner on Wednesday nights, why does DD2 never want to have her afternoon nap on those days?

Because she wants to be as tired & cranky as possible to make you feel like a bad mum!! lol



Why is my 4 y.o. DD bringing home rude drawings from kinder all of a sudden? As in "mum is the one with the boobs, and dad is the one with nipples and a penis" ......

Because she wants to be as tired & cranky as possible to make you feel like a bad mum!! lol



Why is my 4 y.o. DD bringing home rude drawings from kinder all of a sudden? As in "mum is the one with the boobs, and dad is the one with nipples and a penis" ......

haha i read this the day it was written and could not think of anything and five days later still have nothing lmao ...great attention to detail though grin

um...Why does my cat cry at the door to come in the house for an hour and then i let him in and then he cries at the door to get out?? <img src='http://www.huggies.com.au/forum/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/dry.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='<_<' /> <img src='http://www.huggies.com.au/forum/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/dry.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='<_<' />

Because you are the slave & he can cry if he wants to - it is his party grin

What is with our snail breeding? There are snail eggs all over the tank it is in AND NO other snail? Had it nearly a year.....hmmmm

Because you are the slave & he can cry if he wants to - it is his party grin

What is with our snail breeding? There are snail eggs all over the tank it is in AND NO other snail? Had it nearly a year.....hmmmm

Silly Answer: The male sneaks in through the top at night when your not watching just like any naughty teenager..
Real Amswer: Snails are hermaphrodites and don't need a partner to reproduce.

Question: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Question: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Answer - Because the man on the lights was Green


Question - Who shot the Deputy?

the sheriff shot the deputy and thats why "i shot the sheriff"

if a turtle loses its shell is it naked or homeless?

If a turtle loses its shell it is naked, homeless and dead because the turtle's spine is in its shell.

If toast always lands butterside down, and cats always land on their feet, what would happen if you strapped toast to a cats back and dropped it?

1+1 = 8 quarters

how far down can you dig before gravity kicks in?

because green is heavier than blue!!!! wink

why don't people eat grass?

Because they are not animals and need to make themselves throw up.

Why do fish swim in the sea?

Because they dont want to give it away yet that they have legs and will take over the world!

Why is it that my chosen family is better than my real one?