Ask a silly question get a silly answer

cuz even the sun doesn't like getting up that early.

why is the english language so confusing when trying to teach your 4yo to read?

so that when it spins we always end up back where we started...like men, really lol



why is the guy downstairs so flippin noisy to the point where he wakes my son up almost everytime i put him to sleep?

so no one falls off the edge!


Why is it so hard to get rid of post-baby flab?

cuz they need a sleep too!!!

why is my 11week old baby's cry so flippen loud????

cuz they need a sleep too!!!

why is my 11week old baby's cry so flippen loud????

the volume button is stuck on high

why does the dog always cry to go outside when I put DS to bed

cuz the dog wants you to get mad at him! (whoops or her!!)


Why does coca-cola taste so much better than pepsi?

Why does coca-cola taste so much better than pepsi?

A- Cause the coca-cola minions sneak into all the shops at night and taint all the pepsi drinks.

Q- why does my DS play up at night when DP needs to sleep before going to work. But once DP is at work DS is an angel for the rest of the night?

to test your eyesight ... if you can see it, your eyes are ok!

How long is a piece of string?

to test your eyesight ... if you can see it, your eyes are ok!

How long is a piece of string?

'bout that long

What if?

Can't tell you ... it's a secret!!


How did I manage to score the best bloke on earth for my husband???(not that I'm complaining, mind you!!)

O>K ... I guess that question was TOO silly, even tho I do wonder!!!

I'll try again with a different one:

Are emergency vechiles allowed to go over the speed limit?

so whats the question skippy? smile