Lame joke for the day....

What's invisible and smells like carrots?

bunny farts.

How do you catch a unique rabbit?

Unique up on it.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bare.
Bare who?
Bare bum.

(well you asked for lame; we used to pee ourselves over that one when we were six!)

Now, whilst I'm more partial to the dirty joke myself, it's just in my gene makeup, I did find both of those jokes somewhat amusing. laugh laugh laugh And COMPLETLY new to me.

Oh well, I think we all like dirty jokes so add your favourite wink

How do you catch a unique rabbit?

Unique up on it.

How do you catch a tame one?

Tame way.

How do you catch a unique rabbit?

Unique up on it.

i dont get this silly me lol


there was two muffins side by side in the oven one looks at the other and says "boy its hot in here"
the other one looks and screms "ahhh its a talking muffin"
laugh laugh laugh


why did the blonde stare at the onrange juice bottle?

cause it said "concentrate" laugh laugh

A blonde pushes her car into a gas station and tells the mechanic that it died.
After he works on it for a few minutes, it's idling smoothly.
She says, 'so what's the story?'
He says 'just crap in the carburetor'.
She says, 'how often do I have to do that?'

HAHAHAHAHAHAA LOOOVEE THAT ONE!!! grin

i dont get this silly me lol


there was two muffins side by side in the oven one looks at the other and says "boy its hot in here"
the other one looks and screms "ahhh its a talking muffin"
laugh laugh laugh


why did the blonde stare at the onrange juice bottle?

cause it said "concentrate" laugh laugh

HAHAHAHAHHA LOVE The blonde jokes !!!! makes me laugh so much!!!

During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password:

"MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofyCanberra"

She was asked why she had such a long password,

"I was told that it had to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital.”

A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital when his car went out of control and crashed. Upon regaining consciousness, he saw his brother, a relentless world-class practical joker, sitting beside his bed.

He asked his brother how his wife was and his brother replied, "Don't worry, everybody is fine and you have a son and a daughter. But the hospital was in a real hurry to get the birth certificates filed and since both you and your wife were unconscious, I named them for you."

The husband was thinking to himself, "Oh no, what has he done now?" and said with trepidation,

"Well what did you name them?"

The brother replied, "I named the little girl Denise."

The husband, relieved, said, "That's a very pretty name!

What did you come up with for my son?"

Without hesitation, the brother replied, "Denephew."

HAHAHAHAHHA LOVE The blonde jokes !!!! makes me laugh so much!!!

i read one the other day which was funny but longish

a blonde cop pulls over a blonde driver for speeding and asks for some ID the driver gives her ID
the cop says i need photo ID
the driver says she has none
the cop says i need something with your photo on it
the driver pulls out a make up compact and gives it to her
the cop say oh why didn't you tell me you were a police officer you can go now


it was something along those lines anyway lol

Instead of saying 'you sneak' you say 'unique' ........

i get it now lol

must of been having a moment lol