I had this tremendous urge to push for some reason so I started to take my knickers off! Right there in the public lift
Hehe, I remember yelling to my husband and the midwife - "get my knickers off!". Amazing what is just instinct.
Having had a 3rd degree tear with ongoing complications, and I have got used to people sticking fingers in both holes, asking me to 'squeeze' - I even had to 'poop' out some radioactive stuff that they stuck up my backside - all in front of the radiologist and nurse while they filmed it on x-ray. Lovely. To be honest - all this has made a cervical smear seem modest!