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any good men jokes? Rss

i heard a few really good jokes.

Q...whats the best way to a mans heart?
A....through his chest with a sharp knife

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Q...why is it so hard to find great, sensitive, caring, good-looking guys?
A...cuz all them guys have boyfriends.

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Q...How are men and batteries different?
A...Batteries have a positive side.

Narelle, Eilish 5th june 2002 TTC since dec 2002

a long one i think i can just remember it there is a married couple about to make love the hubbyalways wants the lights off the wife is sick of this & insists tthe lights stay on. they proceed to make love the wife is really enjoying herslef but as she looks down sees the hubby with a big vibrator . she is mad saying you impotent jerk i cant believe you let me belive for 20 years that you were such a good lover! he says i will explain the device you explain the kids!

mum of 3 boys aged 11, 13 and 14

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Narelle, this is totally off topic but I just noticed ur DD is called Eilish. My niece is called Eilish and I LOVE that name, but have never seen anybody else with it!

Mummy to one big little man!!

Mens always think fro mind and by heart.

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