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# Jokes  From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

If the alphabet:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z …
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H - A - R - D - W - O - R - K
8 + 1 +18+ 4 +23+15+18+11 = 98%

And

K - N - O - W - L - E - D - G - E
11+14+15+23+12+5 +4 + 7+ 5 = 96%

But,

A - T - T - I - T - U - D -E
1 +20+20+9+20+21+4 + 5 = 100%

And,

B - U - L - L - S - H - I - T
2 +21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far a**kissing will take you.

A - S - S - K - I - S - S - I - N - G
1 +19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While HARDWORK and KNOWLEDGE will get you close, and ATTITUDE will get you there, it’s BULLS#*T and A** KISSING that will put you over the top.

DS March 06 & DS July 2008 & Due Feb 2010