#1 I'm the oyungest of 7
#2 I had friends over for tea and drank too much wine!!!
For all Mums and Grandmothers
Posted: 01-04-2005 03:38 PM
Its long but its good.
Somebody said that a child is carried in its
mother's womb for nine months.
Somebody does not know that a child is carried in
its mother's heart forever.
Somebody said it takes about six weeks to get back
to normal after you've had a baby.
Somebody doesn't know that once you're a mother,
normal is history.
Somebody said you learn how to be a mother by
Somebody never took a three-year-old shopping.
Somebody said being a mother is boring.
Somebody never rode in a car driven by a teenager
with a driver's permit.
Somebody said if you're a "good" mother, your child will "turn out good."
Somebody mistakenly thinks a child comes with
directions and a guarantee.
Somebody said "good" mothers never raise their
Somebody never came out the back door just in time to see her child hit a golf ball through the neighbour's kitchen window.
Somebody said you don't need an education to be a
Somebody never helped a fourth grader with his
Somebody said you can't love the fifth child as
much as you love the first.
Somebody doesn't have five children.
Somebody said a mother can find all the answers to
her child-rearing questions in the books.
Somebody never had a child stuff beans up his nose.
Somebody said the hardest part of being a mother is labour and delivery.
Somebody never watched her "baby" get on the bus
for the first day of kindergarten.
Somebody said a mother can do her job with her eyes closed and one hand tied behind her back.
Somebody never organized seven giggling Brownies to sell cookies.
Somebody said a mother can stop worrying after her child gets married.
Somebody doesn't know that marriage adds a new son or daughter-in-law to a mother's heartstrings.
Somebody said a mother's job is done when her last child leaves home.
Somebody never had grandchildren.
Somebody said your mother knows you love her, so
you don't need to tell her.
Somebody isn't a mother.
Dette, DS 06.03, DS 10.04, DD 03.06 & Due Sept 07!