A LITTLE FLAB
One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife,
pinched her on the butt and said, "If you firmed up, we could get rid
of your control top panty hose". While this was on the edge of
intolerable, she kept silent. The next morning, the man woke his wife
with a pinch on each of her breasts and said, "You know, if you
firmed these up, we could get rid of your bra."
This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and grabbed him
by his "wackie." With a death grip in place, she said,
"You know, if you firmed this up, we could get rid of the gardener,
the postman, the poolman, and your brother."
Narelle, Eilish 5th june 2002 TTC since dec 2002