But you know how there's sometimes when other people say/do something that requires you/someone to have a really good smart comeback.
Just wanted to share everyones stories. Maybe you said something to someone after they said something stupid to you.
Or maybe you overhead a good one
Or maybe there is even one that you wanted to say but didn't think of until after the fact.
Here's one that I can remember,
When I was in high school I had this young P.E teacher. He was really nice and he was very short (nearly the same height as most of the students in our year). The sports classes were split into a boys class and a girls class (cos the boys play "real" sports or something like that).
One day we(the girls) were out in the field behind the school, this is a public field so anyone can go there at any time. We were all playing up to the point where the teacher snapped and told us all to sit down. He started to yell at us as this guy walked past. The guy started laughing really loudly and was watching us.
My teacher turned to him and asked him to go as he was teaching a class etc.
Then the guy said something like "it's just funny seeing a midgit trying to yell at some kids"
And then without a beat my teacher came out with this......
"mate, I can buy platform shoes but you're always gonna be that ugly!"
So anyone else have a story about a comeback that they want to share? I'd love to hear them smile