Oh btw now I have that damn turning Japanese song stuck in my head!
What about that song "Whistle" by Flo Rida? It's always on the radio and dd1 loves to sing it. If it was about an actual whistle that would be fine but for pete sakes it's about a blow job. Makes me feel sick. Also that song "I'm sexy and I know it", dd1 actually asked me today what sexy was, she's only 5!!
LMAO i didnt know that whistle song was about blow jobs until recently. The look on my face! laugh
But there's always been off songs like that. "Turning Japanese" anyone? I'm having a mental blank now! There are so many dodgy songs and i can only think of one angry roll eyes
Ok I'm going to sound naive but what's "Turning Japanese" song about? I just asked dh and he said someone will tell you one day.
Wellll...when i man is...pleasuring himself his eyes kind of...squint. Oh, man. Why couldnt your dh just have explained that? laugh
Oh, I just cracked up laughing and I read your comment and he just went "Hum". Slightly embarrassed now. grin
Omg I am just reading this thread and almost choked on my drink laughing at the 'turning Japanese' song. I had no idea the meaning either!!! *blushes with embarrassment*
"Parenting is the easiest thing in the world to have an opinion about, but the hardest thing in the world to do."
"Blister in the Sun" by Violent Femmes....from memory its about getting stoned/high.
I HATE the Jonny Ruffo song....I'm in Heaven baby when I'm on top of you girl. Very obvious what hes singing about.
I was going to get DD the nickelodean kids cd for her birthday but saw that song was on there so now shes not getting it.
I thought of some other dirty songs:
Something in your mouth by nickleback ('you look so much cuter with something in your mouth')
I feel so much better now I'm not the only one out there whose naive. grin
Both my girls love that new song "Gangnam Style". The problem is I don't understand what he's saying, it's all in Korean.
I hope that works...i have no idea what im doing with links.