here is the first one
>> > So true it's frightening.................................
> > Australian Immigration Test
> > Mujibar was trying to get into Australia legally through Immigration.
> > The
> > Immigration Officer said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests,
> > there is one more test. Unless you pass it you cannot enter Australia."
> > Mujibar said, "I am ready."
> > The officer said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and
> > Green."
> > Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister Officer, I am
> > The Officer said, "Go ahead."
> > Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, green, and I pink it
> > and say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar.'"
> > Mujibar now lives in a neighbourhood near you, and works at Telstra on
> > the
> > Help Desk.
i put the sold sign on my new house today