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I thought it may be good to share some funny emails with every one
here is the first one

Immigration test



>> > So true it's frightening.................................

> >

> > Australian Immigration Test

> >

> > Mujibar was trying to get into Australia legally through Immigration.

> > The

> > Immigration Officer said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests,

except

> > there is one more test. Unless you pass it you cannot enter Australia."

> >

> > Mujibar said, "I am ready."

> >

> > The officer said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and

> > Green."

> >

> > Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister Officer, I am

ready."

> > The Officer said, "Go ahead."

> >

> > Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, green, and I pink it

up,

> > and say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar.'"

> >

> > Mujibar now lives in a neighbourhood near you, and works at Telstra on

> > the

> > Help Desk.


i put the sold sign on my new house today

LOL!! that was worth a chuckle!!

eìí? well ... it started with a kiss eìí?-3-064

This gave me a chuckle...
New Job

A passenger in a taxi tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, turned pale, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove over the curb, and stopped just inches from a large, plate glass window. For a few moments, everything was silent in the cab. Then the driver said, "Please, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me." The passenger, still recovering from his own fright, nevertheless apologized but said he had no idea a mere tap on the shoulder could possibly have frightened the cabbie so much. To this, the driver replied, "I'm very sorry. It's really not your fault at all. Today is my first day driving a cab. I've been driving a hearse for the last 25 years.

roy,mumof2,nsw

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